Friday, October 27, 2006

I'm a Thief

Okay, one last post:

Having read a certain someone's blog, I've decided to shamelessly steal her hilarity for my own. Pop Quiz!

Q) What should you do if a friend leaves all of his/her recently-purchased items in your trunk?

a) Rush back to town and give it to them immediately.
b) Wait a while until they repeatedly mention that they want it back, and ignore the hint.
c) What stuff in the trunk?
d) Laugh at it, then pour an amaretto sour for yourself, knowing you'll never get off your fat ass to take it to him/her.

The correct answer is... not going to be posted here :-)

PS - Firefox corrected my spellings of fat ass. The first-ever dictionary I've seen that correctly foul-language... awesome!

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